Tired of Knives That Just Go Cut?

musical-cake-slicerTruth can be stranger than fiction and from the “You gotta be kidding” category, how about a musical knife?

No, I’m not kidding. As featured at Gizmodo, this knife will play “Happy Birthday” while it cuts the cake. But if you don’t think it will ever fly, it really is more versatile and will also play “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow” and  “Jingle Bells.” Better order now before they are all gone. They are being sold at Presents for Men.

I know the song choices are a bit lame, but what if it played “Cuts like a Knife” (B. Adams), “Under the Knife” (Kansas), “Twist the Knife” (Toto), “Twist of a Knife” (ELO), “Knife-Edge” (Emerson, Lake & Palmer), or “Six Blade Knife” (Dire Straits)?”

The guys over at the Jerzee Devil forum told me if it played “Running with the Devil” (Van Halen) or the “Devil Inside” (INXS), then they’d be all over it.

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Published in: on November 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm  Comments (3)  
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  1. Oh yeah, that’s just what the world has been crying out for. Now civilization has achieved perfection. A singing knife. Finally!

    Oh wait; it doesn’t dance? Oh well I guess those crack engineers will just have to keep at it.

  2. Yeah, but what I forgot to mention is- it is stainless steel and has a serrated blade- now that makes all the difference in the world, doesn’t it?

  3. You forgot the “blood groove”. 😀 Cheers!


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